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I met a guy online, and we talked on the phone a few times and worked our schedules to hang out on Sunday. Unfortunately, this was the day my phone service was in transition, and my new phone that I got from my roommates didn't have the charger because they were out of town. So when he called me it went straight to voicemail. I was going to send him a myspace message to let him know, and got distracted by checking him out and actually reading some of his profile. Turns out he won some pageant and became Mr Gay Portland, and he works for the government. Uh... no thanks.